Six months to find him someone.

1) His ties.
2) His record collection.
3) His hatred of Van Hagar.
4) His scowl (the real one, not his normal scowl.)
5) His taste in furniture.
6) His taste in authors...I mean, ew. Hemingway?!
7) His habit of setting his kids on me to cute me into submission when he wants something...mostly because it works every damn time.
8) His taste in beer.
9) His taste in women (with one notable exception).
10) Four words...SHE'S INTO YOU, ASSHOLE.

Rian Baxter
Original Character

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Ti...

Make his hair green again.

Cher would be proud of him. 

Wonder where you'd find a TARDIS...

by Dave Barry

01. “You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.”

02. “What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series.”

03. “If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'"

04. “It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells . . . to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.”

05. “Washington is nicknamed "The Evergreen State" because it sounds better than "The Incessant Nagging Drizzle State."”

06. “All of us are born with a set of instinctive fears - of falling, of the dark, of lobsters, of falling on lobsters in the dark, or speaking before a Rotary Club, and of the words "Some Assembly Required”

07. “People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. ”

08. "The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting."

09. "Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt around."

10. "I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories."


Fox Mulder
The X-Files
Trust No One

*Stretches gently with a loud groan.*

I learnt another new spell today!

"You see Cain, you can't have one without the other." Glitch stared down at the tin man from his place on the tree branches. Wyatt had come to sit beneath the small and beautiful piece of nature minutes earlier. He wanted to try and think through all the crazy events that played out during the Witch's rule. He wanted to think about the horrible things that his family was put through. He wanted to figure out if their was a light anywhere at the end of this vicious tunnel he was stuck in.

( Black and White )

Glitch
Tin Man
Word Count: 560 Words

Dude, stop your girl's mouth flappin.

Now I am an uncle too?

Mulder looked at the bottle of scotch on his desk. It was still in the box and the two scottie dogs on it, one black, one white, seemed to be looking at him. The bottle had been a gift from a thankful man he and Scully had saved from a cannibalistic neighbor, and he'd been instructed to share it with "that cute little partner" of his.

The thought of sitting down for a scotch with Scully made Mulder grin. He wasn't a drinker, but he did enjoy the occasional beer with his partner. Whiskey was an entirely different matter, however.

Scully walked into the office to see Mulder, his feet propped up on his desk and an unopened liquor box in front of him.

"Drinking alone is the sign of a problem," she said, teasing him. She knew that he drank about as much as she did.

"Hey," he smiled at her. "Mr. Hunter sent this to us, though I'm not sure why."

"Probably because we saved him from becoming his neighbor's next entree," Scully said, taking a seat on the other side of Mulder's desk.

"But doesn't it seem odd to give a bottle of whiskey as a 'thanks for saving my life' gift?"

"Would you have preferred the cash equivalent?" Scully smiled at the face Mulder made at her.

"I just mean that the act of giving us something for doing our jobs is one thing, a nice but unnecessary gesture. But giving us something that we have to wait and use in a more personal setting, something that he wants us to get together in a social situation and use is--"

"Mulder," Scully said, cutting him off and reaching for the box, "shut up and get us a couple of cups."

Fox Mulder
The X Files
294 words

Looks like some guy's adopting me.

'What to Expect When You're Expecting'. Lor just loves that book. I should buy her another copy tomorrow when I go out. I'm sure she'll love to have another copy. I do wonder what she did with the first one...did she burn it? Oh, wait I remember now. She slammed it over the top of my head. Lor was pissed. I thought it was a good book to have and to keep. I thought for sure she would appreciate it. Who wouldn't? It was a very informative book. Good reading material for expectant parents, I swear. I read a few pages before giving to book to her. She wasn't too pleased with me. Nothing new. I thought I was being thoughtful. A good father to be.

How was I to know the mother of my child wouldn't appreciate it? Huh? It's not like I did it on purpose.

The why is that it's very informative.

Muse: Christopher Hayden
Fandom: Misc. TV/Gilmore Girls
Words: 156

It's 3 AM and Sam's stuck in some underground bunker, tied to a chair. With a party had on his head.

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</small>Muse: Sam Winchester
Fandom: Supernatural
Word Count: 197</small>

99. TEN quotes that you find are true to everyday life.

01. "The world breaks everyone, and afterward, many are strong at the broken places." – Ernest Hemingway
02. "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has."- Margaret Mead
03. "If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything." – Mark Twain
04. "Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead." – Hans Christian Anderson
05. "All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing." – Leo Tolstoy
06. "It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live." – J.K. Rowling
07. "You're just an empty cage, girl, if you kill the bird." - Tori Amos
08. "The way you see people is the way you treat them, and the way you treat them is what they become." Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
09. "Progress has never been a bargain. You have to pay for it." - Inherit the Wind
10. "I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then." – Lewis Carroll

Muse: Lorna Dane
Fandom: X-Men

Seems like everyone's in a rush.

I wish I could fly...

*Sighs*

And he kissed me too. *Blinks*