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06 October 2007 @ 05:04 pm
[info]theatrical_muse Prompt 199  
You've woken up as the opposite sex this morning...

Now what?


Hogwarts was the sort of place were accidents happen all the time. You can't expect to keep hundreds of young, untrained witches and wizards in one spot without at least slight mishaps.

This particular accident, however, was a little bit different.

***

It happened on an apparently ordinary January day in her sixth year. She woke up slowly, enjoying the feeling of being safely enfolded in the canopy of her bed. It wasn't until the other girls in her dormitory also began to wake up, and the screaming started, that Luna realised something was amiss.

Her voice, when she asked what was wrong, was a lot deeper than she remembered. And her hair was shorter, too - there was none of the familiar weight on her shoulders.

When she scratched her cheek, she realised that there was even a faint trace of stubble on it.

Not feeling particularly worried - more intrigued - Luna made her away across the dormitory, past her frightened roommates, and studied herself in the mirror.

The figure looking back at her, although dressed with some difficulty in Luna's patched and frayed night gown, was definitely not the one she remembered. It was taller, more muscular (although not that muscular), and, most importantly, male.

"Oh," said Luna. One of the girls gathered behind her almost fainted.

***

Luna sat patiently in Dumbledore's office, her legs over the edge of the armchair she was seated in.

She'd met the trio in the Great Hall on the way to breakfast. Luna had a Charms lesson at 9 o'clock, and didn't think that changing gender was any excuse to miss it. Harry, however, had persuaded her to go and see Professor Dumbledore first.

He'd kept a remarkably straight face when he told her this (Ron hadn't been so polite), so Luna had been all too happy to obey.

Professor Dumbledore, when he'd found her waiting patiently by the gargoyle for him to return from breakfast, had kept a straight face too, though he'd been rather sat to inform her that it might take a while to locate a counter spell.

She's still wanted to go to her lessons, but the Professor had insisted Luna remained here, for some reason.

Humming to herself while she waited, Luna decided she was rather glad she wouldn't have to get used to this new anatomy. She didn't really like it very much. Later, she'd have to ask Harry, Ron and Neville how they coped.
 
 
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bartycrouch_jr: Barty hopeful[info]bartycrouch_jr on October 8th, 2007 09:01 pm (UTC)
Hello, Luna.

Long time, no see.
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Luna Lovegood[info]witbyndmeasure on October 8th, 2007 09:03 pm (UTC)
Hello! It's nice to see you again. I'm sorry I've been away, Daddy and I went to Sweden looking for Crumple-horned Snorkacks. How are you?
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bartycrouch_jr[info]bartycrouch_jr on October 8th, 2007 09:08 pm (UTC)
That sounds interesting. I've been..well in trouble lately with Aurors and such. I've a toruble magnet *smile*

OOC: Is that before Barty is in prison? or after when he's married with Grace and got kids?
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Luna Lovegood[info]witbyndmeasure on October 8th, 2007 09:11 pm (UTC)
Oh dear. What have you been doing? You need to be more careful, you know.

OOC: Before Grace and the kids. I've had glandular fever so I'm way behind!
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bartycrouch_jr[info]bartycrouch_jr on October 8th, 2007 09:13 pm (UTC)
I've been drinking too much and making too many friends I shouldn't. I talked with the Minister for Magic and then Mad-Eye Moody came back *gulp*

He wasn't too pleased to see me.

OOC: Oh I'm sorry! Poor you! *hugs*
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Luna Lovegood[info]witbyndmeasure on October 8th, 2007 09:20 pm (UTC)
Well...I'm sure if you just apologise to him..?
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bartycrouch_jr[info]bartycrouch_jr on October 8th, 2007 09:22 pm (UTC)
I don't think he would accept an apology from me. I was bad..naughty in fact. I just live my life trying to keep out of the way of the Aurors. I have better friends anyway like you and Lucius.
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Luna Lovegood[info]witbyndmeasure on October 8th, 2007 09:29 pm (UTC)
I suppose so. And if he won't accept an apology then I wouldn't want to be friends with him, if I were you.
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bartycrouch_jr[info]bartycrouch_jr on October 8th, 2007 09:29 pm (UTC)
Yes. Death Eaters and Aurors aren't really friends. What about you? You seem to like me.
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Luna Lovegood[info]witbyndmeasure on October 8th, 2007 09:43 pm (UTC)
Of course I'm your friend. But I'm not an Auror or a Death Eater. I don't think I'd be very good at being either.
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bartycrouch_jr[info]bartycrouch_jr on October 8th, 2007 09:44 pm (UTC)
Oh I wouldn't say that. You're friendly enough. Would you like a drink? I have some homemade Firewhiskey if you're interesed *smile*
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Luna Lovegood[info]witbyndmeasure on October 8th, 2007 09:47 pm (UTC)
Is it very strong? I've never tried Firewhiskey...
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bartycrouch_jr[info]bartycrouch_jr on October 8th, 2007 09:53 pm (UTC)
It's not overly powerful..would you like some?

*I pull out a bottle and drink some then pass it to you*

I don't have any glasses sorry.
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Luna Lovegood[info]witbyndmeasure on October 9th, 2007 12:21 pm (UTC)
Thank you very much.

*takes a sip, then coughs, then blinks*

Oh. It's certainly...unusual.
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bartycrouch_jr: Barty hopeful[info]bartycrouch_jr on October 9th, 2007 01:18 pm (UTC)
Thank you. It's my secret recipe *smile*
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Luna Lovegood[info]witbyndmeasure on October 9th, 2007 03:28 pm (UTC)
*takes another sip, tentative, but determined*

Yes, it's very interesting.
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bartycrouch_jr: Barty hopeful[info]bartycrouch_jr on October 9th, 2007 03:45 pm (UTC)
Yes, thank you *I take the bottle and down half of it*

I like the after taste it gives you *shudders a little*

Would you like some more?
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Luna Lovegood[info]witbyndmeasure on October 9th, 2007 03:53 pm (UTC)
Just a little, yes please.

*sips, apparently determined not to give up*

How did you make it?
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bartycrouch_jr[info]bartycrouch_jr on October 9th, 2007 03:55 pm (UTC)
ALright *I pass you the bottle*

I made it from a kit I bought in Knockturn Alley. It's quite good really *grins*
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Luna Lovegood: awestruck[info]witbyndmeasure on October 9th, 2007 04:01 pm (UTC)
I haven't been to Knockturn Alley for a long time. Daddy used to look for magical creatures in some of the shops there.
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bartycrouch_jr[info]bartycrouch_jr on October 9th, 2007 04:04 pm (UTC)
Really? So you do actually go down there? Most wizards avoid it because of it's reputation.

I don't see what the fuss is about really *shrugs* It's a good place, lots of things to see and buy.
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Luna Lovegood[info]witbyndmeasure on October 9th, 2007 04:42 pm (UTC)
With Daddy, yes. He always said as long as we found something useful it didn't matter where it was from.
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bartycrouch_jr[info]bartycrouch_jr on October 9th, 2007 04:44 pm (UTC)
Wise words, young lady *smile*

*I stagger a bit and hold the bottle*

Would you like some more? There's plenty left.
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Luna Lovegood[info]witbyndmeasure on October 9th, 2007 04:49 pm (UTC)
Thank you, yes please.
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bartycrouch_jr[info]bartycrouch_jr on October 9th, 2007 05:56 pm (UTC)
*I pass you the bottle*
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Luna Lovegood[info]witbyndmeasure on October 9th, 2007 06:27 pm (UTC)
*coughs slightly, but finishes sipping successfully and grins proudly*
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bartycrouch_jr[info]bartycrouch_jr on October 9th, 2007 06:34 pm (UTC)
Wow, you've finished it all off! I can't believe it..are you..alright?
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Luna Lovegood[info]witbyndmeasure on October 9th, 2007 06:59 pm (UTC)
*pauses, and hiccups*

I...I think so...
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bartycrouch_jr: Barty hopeful[info]bartycrouch_jr on October 9th, 2007 07:07 pm (UTC)
Oh, I'm glad. We wouldn't want you drunk now would we? *smile*
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Luna Lovegood[info]witbyndmeasure on October 9th, 2007 07:29 pm (UTC)
*hiccups* No... *hiccups again*

Oh dear.
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bartycrouch_jr[info]bartycrouch_jr on October 9th, 2007 07:31 pm (UTC)
Luna? Are you alright? You seem a little..tiddly *amused*

Would you like to sit down?
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Luna Lovegood[info]witbyndmeasure on October 9th, 2007 07:38 pm (UTC)
*hiccups again as she sits down obediantly*

You know, I think I did get drunk...
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bartycrouch_jr[info]bartycrouch_jr on October 9th, 2007 07:43 pm (UTC)
Really? *gasps* You're drunk?

I am sorry, Luna. I never meant for this to happen.
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Luna Lovegood[info]witbyndmeasure on October 9th, 2007 08:16 pm (UTC)
*hiccups again*

I've never been drunk before. I don't...

*hiccup*

know.
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bartycrouch_jr[info]bartycrouch_jr on October 9th, 2007 08:18 pm (UTC)
Would you like some water? I have some here *I reach into my jacket pocket and pull out some water*
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Luna Lovegood[info]witbyndmeasure on October 9th, 2007 08:30 pm (UTC)
Thank you. *starts drinking the water far too quickly*
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bartycrouch_jr[info]bartycrouch_jr on October 9th, 2007 09:04 pm (UTC)
*I watch you drink and smile*

Save some for me won't you?
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bartycrouch_jr[info]bartycrouch_jr on October 9th, 2007 09:03 pm (UTC)
I think maybe you are but that's no problem is it? *smiles*
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Luna Lovegood[info]witbyndmeasure on October 9th, 2007 09:06 pm (UTC)
Not really. *hands back the water with a slightly lopsided smile* Sorry.
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bartycrouch_jr[info]bartycrouch_jr on October 9th, 2007 09:10 pm (UTC)
It's ok, sweetheart *smiles*

I was only joking. Take what you like..as long as you leave me a drop in the bottom :*smiles*
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Luna Lovegood[info]witbyndmeasure on October 10th, 2007 07:29 pm (UTC)
I will, I promise.

*still hiccuping occasionally, Luna sips the water*

I think I liked it, though.

*is swaying slightly*
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bartycrouch_jr[info]bartycrouch_jr on October 10th, 2007 07:31 pm (UTC)
*catches you as you sway*

Hey, you'd better sit down, before you fall down.
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Luna Lovegood[info]witbyndmeasure on October 10th, 2007 08:44 pm (UTC)
Don't want to fall down. Oh no.
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bartycrouch_jr[info]bartycrouch_jr on October 10th, 2007 08:49 pm (UTC)
You ok, love?
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Luna Lovegood[info]witbyndmeasure on October 10th, 2007 08:55 pm (UTC)
*nods brightly*

Finefinefine.
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bartycrouch_jr[info]bartycrouch_jr on October 10th, 2007 09:00 pm (UTC)
Well..if you think you're ok..

*looks at you*
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